Chubby in the Clubby

Hmm, for some reason 'clubbing' pictures are not always the best of me. For one, I look like a sweatin' betty. Secondly, I always seem to look so chubby. Doncha think? These are from last weekend at Distrikt and I know I'm kinda in front, so that probably makes me look bigger than everyone else. I think I need to start doing The Model Pose for pictures from now on: body angled towards the camera (never fully facing the camera) and the heavily arched back. I know there are 'rules' somewhere that says something like that that makes one look slimmer in pictures.

Some examples: I can't really tell if I'm getting fat (what's a scale?), or if it's just the way I look that makes me look bigger (tight clothes, short hair). I know, I know: why am I comparing myself to models?

I must sound like I'm an ana mia or something but I swear I eat (whenever I can)! And no, this is not a complexity about my body image (so 10th grade). It's a 'wow, the camera really does add 10 lbs WTF' kinda thing...

Yeah, it's a slow news day.