Thursday, November 30, 2006

Oh, I can hear the Trekkies orgasming...

Run for your lives! Planet Earth is doomed.

But run where? Hawkings theories perplex me to no end, but thanks to CNN for dumbing it down, it sounds like pretty soon we're gonna have to "up and let's go" to another planet.

Ah, to live on another planet. What would that be like? Perhaps it'll be a bit chaotic at first but at least it'll give humanity a fresh restart. All the problems of the old world would be corrected in the new one: disease and the 4-P problem (poverty, population, pollution, Paris Hilton)...

...or will we just bring along the same problems to a new setting? Fighting over craters, regulating moonwalking, legalizing gay marriages and such.

Whatever, I honestly look forward to this. Imagine! Living like the Jetsons! At least there's Jet Dry in outer space. *gulp*gulp*gulp*gulp...

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