Saturday, April 14, 2007

Air Sex = Masturbation

I'm fascinated with Japan. Such a tiny island with so many people and yet a multitude of cultures. It's often hard to believe that someone can be lonely in Japan...until I heard about 'Japanese Air Sex'.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I saw this, but I sure know what I'm getting into now before I bed an Asian man...

LOL @ "F1 Cunnilingus".

Question: How does one exactly 'win' an Air Sex competition??

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Re: Video on Air Sex...

Y-I-K-E-S!!!!

I'm officially allergic to Asian men.

Anonymous said...

"Air sex should only be used as a substitute sometimes...or else we would go extinct". No fucking kidding.

Japanese people disturb me. They act out in weird ways...weird anime..."Sabrina" (remember that?)...air sex competitions...that thing where they joke about shoving fingers up...ani (sp?). I don't know, man. I know I shouldn't, but every time I meet a Japanese person, I have this instant aversion...I try to control it, but I can't help it...the culture just generally irks me.

spinderella said...

Well it's not ALL Japanese people generally. I think it's because Japan itself is overpopulated and the land is so small, the human psyche becomes a little messed up. I read somewhere that weird stuff comes out of there because of that. They must look at us weird and wonder why we don't find fart-sniffing amusing.

Anonymous said...

what was that Jap movie we watched... Suicide Club? The epitome of weird/strange. Did we ever realize the dot thing?

Anonymous said...

What dot thing?

Anonymous said...

omg this is so gross! and really sad at the same time