Monday, November 19, 2007

2 Dates 1 Day

So I finally saw it. 'It' being '2 Girls 1 Cup' and you know what? I totally psyched myself out with this thing. I didn't even flinch. I saw it with another guy and he kept looking away. I didn't even blink (well, yes I did, the video isn't that short). I win, I'm the champ! I survived '2 Girls 1 Cup'! Woo woo. To top it off, I located that video where the horse fucks the guy. I laughed. You just can't explain why people do the things they do (and those are the fascinating ones).

On Saturday, I went on my horse-back riding date with 'M'. We actually had to wait a bit so we went out for some food first. He took me to this cajun place which was really, really good. He definitely got bonus points for originality for a first date: horse-back riding and spicy food. Although I haven't been horse-back riding in about a decade, it was like riding a bicycle -- with four legs, lungs and shits -- alot. Come to think of it, the concept of the date was pretty sexual, wouldn't you say? Spicy food, the feel of an animal pounding between your legs...

Later that night, I got a call from V, the guy I went out with like a month ago. He's been really busy (or so he claims) because he's in the renovation business and he's trying to get a lot of stuff done before the snow hits. Understandable. At first I questioned the ethicalness of going on two dates in one day with two different guys. That question lingered in my head for like half a second. This is what is so great about being single -- not having to question this kinda stuff because you are free to do whatever you feel like. Even if it steps on a few toes, what does it matter? Is there some kind of dating etiquette that says I can't? I'm not a monogamous person, not even for a day. I've come to terms with that. And I felt like going out again anyway (especially since my original plans of going out with friends fell through).

We saw Beowolf (good graphics, OK plot, slept through a chunk of it) and later went back to his place where I taught him how to play Poker...regular Poker. And then we watched '2 Girls 1 Cup' (yeah I know, I'm making this thing infectious) and the horse-man fuck. What a great way to end a date, eh? Kinda weird to have watched the horse video after going horse-back riding. LOL WEEEEIIIIRD. We talked real estate and just about anything all night. It was nice but I hope there's other things we can talk about (or not talk at all ;)) next time because I'm sick of talking about work sometimes.

Speaking of which, I need to go to bed.

1 comment:

Louise said...

"The feel of an animal pounding between your legs..." hahaha